Ouch!

2009-10-31

It’s friday, and I’m awake late into the night again; ho hum. But anyway, I was just wondering why anybody would want a Fleshlight “Succu Dry” male sex toy. Is it just me, or does the idea of putting your dinky winky someplace that has teeth kind of not sound very safe? I’m sure there are some men that would get a thrill out of the idea of vampyric oral sex, but for me I much prefer the whole biting of the neck than the widdly weewee.

Bootnote:

Just FYI, I can say words like penis and such, but I felt the need to make the post sound more childish. Oh, and don’t ask how I came across the site!